Beard Meets Cheese

The following stops were added today to the 2014 Tour De Beard

The Beard with David Gremmels of Rogue Creamery.

The Beard with David Gremmels of Rogue Creamery.

Friday, March 14
Betty’s Bait and Beer
Florence, OR

Susi’s Annex
Reedsport, OR

Pastry Mill and Cafe
Elkton, OR

Saturday, March 15
Oregon Cheese Festival
Rogue Creamery
Central Point, OR

Sunday, March 16
Interstate 5

The Beard Returns to the Emerald City

The Beard has added the following stops to the 2014 Beard Tour.

The Beard on Amtrak from Sea-Tac Airport to Seattle, 2013

The Beard on Amtrak from Sea-Tac Airport to Seattle, 2013

Saturday, February 22nd

Shell Gas Station, Newport, OR @ 10:08 am

ONP, Newport Municipal Airport, Newport, OR @ 10:25 am

SEA-TAC, Seattle/Tacoma Int’l Airport, Tacoma, WA @ 1:13 pm

Collins Pub, Seattle, WA @ 2:46 pm

Chucks Hop Shop, Seattle, WA @ 4:30 pm

Beveridge Place PubSeattle, WA @ 6:15 pm 

Space Needle, Seattle, WA @ 8:45 pm

At Beveridge Place pub with Steve Dressler, Brewmaster for Sierra Nevada (left) and Gary of Beveridge.

At Beveridge Place pub with Steve Dressler, Brewmaster for Sierra Nevada (left) and Gary of Beveridge.

Sunday, February 23rd, Rogue Night at Latona Pub

Latona Pub, Seattle, WA Dinner @ 5:00 pm [SOLD OUT], Meet The Beard @ 8:00 pm

For security reasons The Beard’s accommodations will not be disclosed.

Tour De Beard 2014

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The Beard hits the road this week to resume his grueling schedule of public appearances.

Heat Exchanger Dismantling Day
Thursday, January 16th
Buckman Brewery, Portland, Oregon

Night Of The Beard
Sunday, February 23rd
Latona Pub, Seattle, Washington
Dinner with The Beard @ 6:30pm
Meet The Beard @ 800pm

Please check back daily for last minute changes to the Beard Tour 2014.

For Your Eyes Only

Rogue Ales and Spirits is releasing the only known photograph in existence of the top secret, behind barbed wire, windowless, guarded 24/7/365 by armed personnel with night vision infrared closed circuit cameras, SSL certified, cryogenically frozen, accessible only by key card, 128 bit biometrics, fingerprint, retina scan and voice recognition multi-layer security matrix Yeast Culture Complex where it cultivated the yeast for Beard Beer.

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Beard At Rogue’s 25th. Brings Beer.

beardThe Beard congratulates Rogue Ales and Spirits on its 25th Anniversary, and brewed his inaugural batch of Integrity Ale exclusively for the celebrations held in Rogue’s hometown of Newport, Oregon.

Dedicated to 25 Years, Integrity Ale uses the same recipe as Rogue’s first beer Golden Ale. The Beard revolutionized the brew with ingredients grown on Rogue Farms.

The Beard and his entourage.

The Beard surrounded by his entourage.

Answering questions from members of the international press.

Answering questions from members of the international press.

The Beard addresses the gathering of the Rogue Nation.

The Beard addresses the gathering of the Rogue Nation.

Signing autographs.

Signing autographs.

Greeting his adoring fans at the dedication of the Roguesonian.

Greeting his adoring fans at the dedication of the Roguesonian.

Quality control.

Ground to glass quality control.

The Beard also announced an upcoming tour of Southern Oregon. Details will be released as they become available.

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Tour De Beard De Renaissance

The Tour De Beard makes several stops in Italy this week as the Beard calls upon Italians to embrace their whiskered heritage. Noting that key figures of the Renaissance sported facial hair, the Beard told members of Parliament that if Italian men stopped shaving, it would lead to new growth of their country’s culture, science and economy.

Left to right: Donatello, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Da Beard.

Left to right: Donatello, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Da Beard.

Tour De Beard De Renaissance
Florence – Palazzo Medici
Vatican City – Sistine Chapel
Milan - Convent of Santa Maria della Grazie
Milan - La Belle Alliance

7,156,839 Greet Beard For Honey Harvest

beardThe Beard was welcomed by a throng of 7,156,839 when he arrived at Rogue Farms in Independence, Oregon for the annual Harvest Of The Honey.

The Rogue Farms Honeybees, not known for public displays of affection, greeted their hirsute hero by growing beards of their own. Several of the townsfolk commented that they had never seen such a thing before and quickly dubbed the phenomenon, “The Miracle Of Wigrich.”

The Rogue Farms Honeybees in beard formation to welcome the Beard.

The Rogue Farms Honeybees in beard formation to welcome the Beard.

Tour De Beard – Harvest Stage

Hazelnut Harvest – September 23rd