The Beard Is Proud Of His Bacteria

beard logoDespite alarmist reports in the media, the Beard refuses to shave, and remains dedicated to preserving the natural, old-growth environment of the wild species of Saccharomyces Cerevisiae used to create Beard Beer.

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One thought on “The Beard Is Proud Of His Bacteria

  1. Doctors also still tout the health of men with full beards, so one must figure razor sales are falling sharply and all their anti-beard hysteria is as big a lie as the complicit buffoons making up this crap.

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