Join The Beard On World Beard Day

PROCLAMATION:

WHEREAS: Today is World Beer Day as recognized by the United Nations, World Health Organization and NATO…

WHEREAS: The hirsute have made significant contributions to the fields of philosophy, the arts, sciences, athletics and craft beer…

WHEREAS: The Beard’s old-growth facial foliage has been uncut since 1978 and is recognized by UNESCO as a world heritage habitat for beard yeast…

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LET IT BE RESOLVED: On this day, the 5th of September, 2015, all hirsute persons of all nations are to gather in their favorite bar, pub, or other such designated drinking establishment and enjoy craft beer.

BY ORDER OF: Rogue Brewmaster John “The Beard” Maier

John Maier Signature

 

 

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